Last week I was contacted by the producer of a large "classic rock" radio station in Santa Barbara, California.
The station wanted me to come on to talk about my upcoming "ROCK AND ROLL BAD BOY" TV
SHOW - as well as my exclusive photos of "Jim Morrison's Ghost" that appeared in a photo that was taken of me in
2000 at Jim's gravesite in Paris, France. My manager Jace advised me to do the show. The
station - "K-TIDE" - 99.9 FM
in Santa Barbara, is very popular with rich white kids - and therefore, a good target audience
for my TV show. I agreed to take their call - even though it was at was scheduled for 6:15am. I
was out the night before with Rob Zombie and other friends till after 2:00am - do the math...
...Long story short, I was awoken by their producer at 6:14am. While on hold for over 5 minutes these
dudes made me listen to "Break on Through" by the Doors. I should have seen it coming! Were they gonna
talk about my "TV SHOW"- Probably not... Here is what happened:
I was bored with the interview and even tried to cut it short. Everytime I tried to "hang up" they asked another
question! They didn't talk about the "TV Show" - they only wanted to talk about the "Jim Morrison Ghost" photo, and -
HERE'S MY BEEF - they tried to set me up with a phony "we had your photo analyzed" rap. I ended the call as soon as I could
after that stunt. I went back to bed and tried to forget the whole call like so many bad thoughts. Maybe I should fire Jace, I thought.
Whatever... any press is good press, right? That's what I thought until I heard the "whole" tape that was sent to me from Vince in Santa
Barbara. When I heard the tape I almost put my fist threw an OAK table! These jackasses were "bagging on me" after I HUNG UP!!! In fact, they
even called me "fat!" - This coming from a dude named "Hayseed!" I hate "Morning ZOO shows!" I should of never took their call. But I did, so now
"IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!!" I am going to demand an "ON AIR APOLOGY AND RETRACTION!" They have 72 hours to make this right, otherwise, I'm going to
show them why "WE ROLL HARD IN HOLLYWOOD!!!"
"MESS WITH THE BULL - YOU WILL GET THE HORNS!"
- Brett Meisner
The "Hollywood Hills"
May 12th, 2003
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